The one with the talk

Lately the kids have been saying the funniest things. Here is a sampling of the most funny conversations lately:

Brooklyn (4 1/2) and Troy (3 1/2):
Brooklyn-"Troy, look in my eyes. Now, I'm going to kindergarten next year, and you're really going to miss me. In fact, all our family is going to miss me. Mom and Savannah will miss me, and even Daddy will miss me. So you need to be nice to me, because you're going to miss me when I'm in kindergarten."

Troy-"Well, I'm not going to miss you. But Savannah will miss you. Actually, I guess I'll miss you."

And today as Troy was sitting on the toilet:
Me-"Troy, are you done?"

Troy-"I don't think so. Please go, you don't want to see this."

What a fantastic job I have! How lucky am I to get to stay home with these rascals?!