The one with the nightmare and toots

In the car with Brooklyn: "Mom, do you know what my nightmare was about last night? We were in church, and you were up on stage with the choir and Carmen (my niece, her cousin) was there and her car was a hot air balloon, but they weren't in it, because they were in the church. But Carmen wanted to kill you! So I gave her a ticket, because I was a police-officer."  

And my favorite "Troyism" of the day: "Dad, hey Dad!! I tooted just like you do! You toot like that every day huh Dad?!"

Never were words so true.